and just for fun

'curiosity killed the cat. but only if he was playing with Hefty garbage bags.
"CAUTION: PLASTIC BAGS CAN CAUSE SUFFOCATION"
and thres even a warning on the back of my 3 pack of food lion paper towels.
"CAUTION: ANY PAPER PRODUCT CAN BURN IF USED IMPROPERLY IN MICROWAVE OR CONVENTIONAL OVENS."
and it goes on to tell you what not to do with paper towels and what to do in case of fire in the microwave. interesting.