oh yeah. my husband now owns the stupid juice. why? because. number one, he's a guy. i think they invented stupid juice.
two: he knew my thermostat was not working properly on my car.
three: its 0830. i have just worked 4 out of my 5 nights. one more to go. i'm doing laundry. hate laundry. i'll start it, and make him finish it.
four: he thinks we live in a restaurant and invites everyone over for thanksgiviing. i dont mind so much...its just the amount of people. it seems there may be a total of 15. thats alot of damn people.
five: i cant really think of anymore right now, but i know there is more. he's a guy.
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Oh, where to begin? This is the segment of the show that I like to call "Johnny's Perspective."
Here's the deal: Everyone owns the stupid juice. I drink a crapload of that stuff every morning before I leave the house: It's delicious! How 'bout we all agree to pass the jug around like it was the punch at an Irish Wake? Then, when we're feeling particularly self-righteous and clever, we can be assured that the next swig will be comin' our way!
And oh, by the way: People who work in health care, and do things like drink, smoke, or habitually chew tobacco (like me!) demonstrate nicely the old adage of the cobbler's kids not having any shoes. On the other hand, if some goat-roping-administator-jackass-type tried to legislate me out of my God-given right to engage in a bad habit, well I'd just have to kick his ass right off this f*@#ing planet...
Word to the wise: Dress for the occasion, Jeez! When it's cold, bring a coat. When it's hot, get nekked and drink plenty of water. In my humble opinion, if you try to sweet-talk your way past St. Peter after croaking of hypothermia on the side of the road going home from work, he's going to point and laugh.
Okay, now pass me the juice: I'm thirsty!!
Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!!!
yeah yeah yeah...
didnt think the car would overheat...and i was inside, no need for a coat.,..so one thinks.
that'll learn me!!
This all sounds a lot like personal problems that you may have to delve deep in and decide, do any of you ever decide to drink the smart juice?
My self on the other hand, I know I have the smart juice, problem is I think my wife switches it out everyday so I drink the from the wrong damn bottle.
oh yeah, forget to add....
Damn women!
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